dangers of 'over-gaming'

yesterday, i was driving down the street, on my way to absolutely nowhere, when out of the corner of my eye, i spied a hobgoblin infiltrator with a full orange health bar floating over top of his head. i reached down to click my hot bar #7, bringing forth my +4 Longsword of Diabolism and +4 Heavy Metal Shield, readying myself for the attack. it was at that moment that i realized is wasn't a hobgoblin infiltrator at all. it was a woman in a jacket made of some furry substance carrying a silver umbrella. good thing i came to this realization at that exact moment because a few minutes later, i'd have been profusely apologizing to her for attacking her with my dipstick.